A Day for Everything Every day, someone in the United States is celebrating something. There’s Avocado Day, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Bowling Day, Static Electricity Day, Puzzle Day, Sisters Day, Play Your Ukulele Day, Bunsen Burner Day, and more than a thousand others. [1] Most of these days are silly, which is fine as far as it goes, but every once in a while someone comes up with something intriguing. Take Everything You Think Is Wrong Day, which falls on March 15, or Everything You Do Is Right Day, on the 16th. What in the world are they about? After some consideration, I realized that both of them could…